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  1. http://www.e7.pl/~casha/swf/theif.swf :laugh: :laugh:
  2. A box of cough , cough Cubans Chain :cool: :smile2:
  3. WOW , Canadian dollar took another jump today . Up to .8427 US . Things are looking up :cool: Hey Mike , do you make it a habit of giving the :-) in every post you make . Just wondering as some people might just wonder where you are coming from .
  4. Hey Chain , go and get the lie's checked man . Either that or they are too long for you .
  5. Glad that you liked it . :laugh: :laugh: Post 3000 and look where it is :laugh: :laugh:
  6. Good now that this is settled we can move on to something completely different as Monty Python would say :laugh: :laugh:
  7. Good reading . I was ROFLMAO by the end . A hell of a story The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state That if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A
  8. A Canadian with a flair for humor - what will the world see next :wink: :wink: I like shoe's advise push away from the table is a good one. I guess I am a scracth eater :wink: Gee Thanks AK . I'll take that as a compliment :laugh: :laugh:
  9. :laugh: Now that is really funny Mike . I'm older than your dad by a couple of years :laugh:
  10. Thanks for the info Richard . It is very interesting to say the least . This will more than likely cause a major and lively debate . Should be interesting to see and read . :whistle:
  11. Are you trying to tell me something here you young pup :-D :laugh: :laugh: whippersnappers are every where...leave us old guys to pick on one another... :wink: Way to go shoe , you tell him . But please take into account that he is from Windsor Ont . They only have like a ton of old people living there :laugh:
  12. Try lot's of situps and or crunches AK . Or if you really need it sew your mouth shut and take your food through a straw :laugh: :laugh: Just joking my friend .
  13. Are you trying to tell me something here you young pup :-D :laugh: :laugh:
  14. Wow Dude...you ARE old.. :surprize: :whistle: :wink: :laugh: Well lets just say that I have been around for awhile there shoe . Other than that I take the 5th :whistle: :spit: :laugh:
  15. radd , you might want to talk to PXEXG about customs fee and or taxes into the UK . I am sure he can give you the low down on whats going on .
  16. Been almost a week since somebody posted in this thread . :-D To keep it from falling all the way to the bottom of the page I guess this will have to do for today :whistle: :laugh:
  17. The Mizuno's are taper tip not parallel. :-D And I am guessing but I think the Mr-23's would also be taper tip .
  18. Mike replied to sonartec_guy's post in a topic in Japanese Golf Clubs
    I know that the 500 is shorter than almost every other TM driver , but it is a fairway finder which is one of the reasons I picked it up .
  19. Mike replied to sonartec_guy's post in a topic in Japanese Golf Clubs
    Myself the 500 just fits my eye better than some of the bigger drivers .
  20. "US$ 1 = Cdn $1.67. NOW = Cdn$1.2ish. 40% difference." I think it is great that my dollar has gained so much ground on the US buck . Now when I am looking to buy something from the b/s/t it is a lot more attractive not having to pay the huge exchange rate . Christ I can remember when the Canadian buck was worth more the the US . Now those were the days :whistle: :laugh:
  21. what kind of boost to you have to use to get it to work over that distance? and if I stood in the middle could I steal your service? not that I would but it's just a thought...hope that works for you..I hated dial up Mike...congrats on the new service...one can only do one's nails so many times while waiting for a web site to upload.. :surprize: :wink: :whistle: Got that right shoe , don't have any nails left on my fingers :laugh:
  22. I'll keep my fingers crossed that it works for you CL :smile1:
  23. Well I would hope that you have high speed Mike , you do live in Windsor after all . Which is not quite the same as where I live . But then again I do get to play golf in Canada year round :whistle: :laugh:
  24. They have finally got with the program where I live . No more dial up , high speed is here :cool: I can just see it now , spending even more time in front of the computer :laugh:
  25. Mike replied to sonartec_guy's post in a topic in Japanese Golf Clubs
    Only place I know of is the Iron Factory . www.theironfactory.com