oiamsobuff Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 I know someone who loves insults/loves to be insulted. let's hear some of your best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vokester Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 how about this one. your so fat u had to get baptized at sea world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rb990 Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 heres some golf ones off the white steel website... · I’ve had brushes with death that were closer than that · You walk round the green any more and youre going to need hiking boots · Should I call 911 it looks like ur choking · You know what the best joke in golf is? Your short game · Nice touch, Hammer · Come on, im running out of fingers here · One more putt and you get a free toaster · You know what helped me with my putting, hitting the ball in the hole · You know what the problem was there, your ball didn’t go into the hole · You know what they call that type of putt in Scotland? Horrible · I hope ur better at orderiong drinks than you are at putting · You know what ur doing wrong? Playing golf · The problem appears to be that you standing to close to the ball.. after uve hit it · You putt like I sing opera, terribly · You know whats wrong with ure putting? Ure not good · In case I don’t remind u later, I like vodka martinis · Can you hand me some sunscreen, it looks like were gonna be here a while · I must be dehydrated because I hallucinated that u just missed that putt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateBoy Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 your mama is so fat that when she wears black, NYC thinks there is another black-out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheelgolfer15 Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Your so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed Hunter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheelgolfer15 Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Remebered another Your so poor i stepped in your front door and was already on the back porch Hunter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HipCheck Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Your girl is so ugly, she could make a freight train take a dirt road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcap26 Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Golf related one: Ask a partner who thinks he is too good to pick up a flag how much the flagstick weighs. when they look at you funny just say you might try picking one up so you can see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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