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Amazing comedian. Kind of like a cross between Seinfeld and Steven Wright. My favorite Hedberg quotes:

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're relentless"

"I get the Reece's candy bar. If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reece's and some guy named Reece comes up to you and says "let me have that", you better give it to him. "I'm sorry Reece, I didn't think I would ever run into you"

"I went to the park and saw a kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed"

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Amazing comedian. Kind of like a cross between Seinfeld and Steven Wright. My favorite Hedberg quotes:

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're relentless"

"I get the Reece's candy bar. If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reece's and some guy named Reece comes up to you and says "let me have that", you better give it to him. "I'm sorry Reece, I didn't  think I would ever run into you"

"I went to the park and saw a kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed"

hilarious....hes gonna be missed. i literally cried when i heard the news...

mine faves are:

"you shouldnt wave to random people, because what if that person didnt have a hand? hed think youre being cocky...like 'look what i got motherf**ker, this thing's useful' " ...

"someone came up to me and said...

'heres a picture of me when i was younger.'

...EVERY picture of you is when you were younger. heres a picture of me when im older....you son of a bitch, howd you pull that off? lemme see that camera..."

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