This topic came to me in a dream...not really, but i did think it'd be funny. I'm a butter guy, but i'm forced to eat margerine becuase it's good for me. The real stuff tastes way better. It's almost like i'm a meat eater being forced to eat tofu. Bring me my butter! LOL

almost as bad of a question as "is cheesecake a pie or a cake?"

what? margerine good for you? it's one molecule away from the being plastic. leave it out side, flys won't even go near it.

what kills me is spray margerine...thats hilarious. you can spray it just like windex.

I don't think the spray stuff is really meant for eating. But Margerine is supposed to be less fattening than butter. Anyway let this question, as stupid as it is, come through with some stupid answers. Though butter is always gonna be the reining king of spreadable dairy products. Unless you count the millions of flies around the world that eat cow minure. Theres more flies than people, and they love their cow dung. Could we have a new winner?

LOLthe proper section of the site.

I don't think the spray stuff is really meant for eating. But Margerine is supposed to be less fattening than butter. Anyway let this question' date=' as stupid as it is, come through with some stupid answers. Though butter is always gonna be the reining king of spreadable dairy products. Unless you count the millions of flies around the world that eat cow minure. Theres more flies than people, and they love their cow dung. Could we have a new winner?

LOL

im going out to the bar tonight, remind me to answer this when i come home after a pint of jack daniels. im sure my insight will be better. :cool:

"when i was on acid i realized that butter was way better than margerine. i saw through the bulls**t"

-mitch hedberg

Long long ago when I was but a mere child...before most of you guys thinking up and responding to this bizarre Betty Crocker kind of question were even gleams in your fathers' eye I learned to hate margarine. It came in a plastic bag, in an uncolored state, with a little button area full of dye. The game was you had to push the button to release the dye then sqeeze the bag for what seemed like hours to distribute the dye and "color" the margazine. Anything that felt like that while you mashed it in a plastic bag could NOT be good to eat. Ipso facto....BUTTER is the now and future king. Bran muffins on the other hand suck eggs.

Either as long as they have NO SALT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OLEO is where it is at Fatheads!

Get with the new Century, who needs butter or margerinenow that we haev Virtual Taste. Just as good with NO FAT! :laugh:

lol i'm waiting for the days of virtal wives/girlfiends, no nagging not headaches, complaining to cheating. life is great.