sly_sam Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 This topic came to me in a dream...not really, but i did think it'd be funny. I'm a butter guy, but i'm forced to eat margerine becuase it's good for me. The real stuff tastes way better. It's almost like i'm a meat eater being forced to eat tofu. Bring me my butter! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zojo Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 almost as bad of a question as "is cheesecake a pie or a cake?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenfuji Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 what? margerine good for you? it's one molecule away from the being plastic. leave it out side, flys won't even go near it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam2011 Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 what kills me is spray margerine...thats hilarious. you can spray it just like windex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sly_sam Posted June 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 I don't think the spray stuff is really meant for eating. But Margerine is supposed to be less fattening than butter. Anyway let this question, as stupid as it is, come through with some stupid answers. Though butter is always gonna be the reining king of spreadable dairy products. Unless you count the millions of flies around the world that eat cow minure. Theres more flies than people, and they love their cow dung. Could we have a new winner? LOLthe proper section of the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam2011 Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 I don't think the spray stuff is really meant for eating. But Margerine is supposed to be less fattening than butter. Anyway let this question' date=' as stupid as it is, come through with some stupid answers. Though butter is always gonna be the reining king of spreadable dairy products. Unless you count the millions of flies around the world that eat cow minure. Theres more flies than people, and they love their cow dung. Could we have a new winner?LOL im going out to the bar tonight, remind me to answer this when i come home after a pint of jack daniels. im sure my insight will be better. :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam2011 Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 "when i was on acid i realized that butter was way better than margerine. i saw through the bulls**t" -mitch hedberg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoe295 Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Long long ago when I was but a mere child...before most of you guys thinking up and responding to this bizarre Betty Crocker kind of question were even gleams in your fathers' eye I learned to hate margarine. It came in a plastic bag, in an uncolored state, with a little button area full of dye. The game was you had to push the button to release the dye then sqeeze the bag for what seemed like hours to distribute the dye and "color" the margazine. Anything that felt like that while you mashed it in a plastic bag could NOT be good to eat. Ipso facto....BUTTER is the now and future king. Bran muffins on the other hand suck eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Either as long as they have NO SALT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleAA Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 OLEO is where it is at Fatheads! Get with the new Century, who needs butter or margerinenow that we haev Virtual Taste. Just as good with NO FAT! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenfuji Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 lol i'm waiting for the days of virtal wives/girlfiends, no nagging not headaches, complaining to cheating. life is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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