acrazygolfer Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 (edited) A stranger was seated next to Little Payton on the plane when the stranger turned to the little girl and said "Let's talk. I heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers." Little Payton, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know." said the stranger, and then thinking he would have some fun at Payton's expense said, "How about the advantages and disadvantages of nuclear power?" "OK," said Payton, "that could be an interesting topic, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same grass yet the deer excretes little pellets, while the cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."! "Well then," said little Payton, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?" Edited February 7, 2007 by acrazygolfer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffer19 Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 No Golf today at L.A.? Thanks for the chuckle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrazygolfer Posted February 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 Gotta work to pay for the equipment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blader-X Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Oh there was golf today in L.A. . . . And laughs too!! Thanks for the story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golf Prince Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 I don't get it...;-)...Thanks for the laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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