Posted February 7, 200718 yr A stranger was seated next to Little Payton on the plane when the stranger turned to the little girl and said "Let's talk. I heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers." Little Payton, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know." said the stranger, and then thinking he would have some fun at Payton's expense said, "How about the advantages and disadvantages of nuclear power?" "OK," said Payton, "that could be an interesting topic, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same grass yet the deer excretes little pellets, while the cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."! "Well then," said little Payton, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?" Edited February 7, 200718 yr by acrazygolfer
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