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Hey guys check this out. I was surfing at BSG and found this TM TP tour wife. She is a real winner. Todd guaranteed that she was the real deal and was much better than a retail wife. I have been playing a retail wife for a few years now and an upgrade. Todd said he that a tour wife had a sweet buttery feel. I was worried that I would have to use an extra stiff shaft for the TP wife but Todd told me that he has been playing a TP wife for years with shortened uniflex shaft and not to worry. I went ahead and paid the $10,000 for my tour wife. When I got her I was shocked. I am use to playing a wife with a 34DD swing weight and this one only had a 32B swing weight. I told Todd that this would not work and he said to just add a little weight to the rear end but that is not the same as a 34DD. I sent her back and I am still fighting with Todd to get my money back.

:laugh: Hilarious!!!!

Yep am going to agree with you on that one shoe :roll:

So funny . LOL :laugh:

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that is all i can say,lol

.... not so hasty!

It might yet be a TM tour wife he's sold you.

Pull her panties down, what you should be looking for is a perfectly formed "Y" with a slick oil can finish... that's a tour Y cutter you've got. If you pull the panties down and see a box which is black in color that's tour too... anything in between, satin or raw with a big flange is retail.

Oh, just watch out, if she's a Y cutter she's liable to spin out of bed uncontrollably without tearing your balls up !

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When I asked Todd about his shaft problems he said that is was a tipping mistake but he was taking medicine for it. Todd said that he handpicks his tour wives personally from the tour van and he can vouch for them being clean. When I told him the wife he sent me has a Scratch on it he band me from BSG for mentioning a competitors wedges.

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rat glue?

Get her Kwoked. I'm sure Joe can fix the problem with some silicone.

haribo :smile2:

No Way!

I sent my tour wife to Joe to get Kwoked. I got her back and he'd slapped lead tape all over her, been grinding away at her leading edge, ported her on the rear and hammered wooden dowels into her.

Called it blueprinting

Said if I wasn't happy with the way she played after all that, send her back & he'd spine her as well, sounds a bit rough

.... not so hasty!

It might yet be a TM tour wife he's sold you.

Pull her panties down, what you should be looking for is a perfectly formed "Y" with a slick oil can finish... that's a tour Y cutter you've got. If you pull the panties down and see a box which is black in color that's tour too... anything in between, satin or raw with a big flange is retail.

Oh, just watch out, if she's a Y cutter she's liable to spin out of bed uncontrollably without tearing your balls up !

lol, thats classic

Hilarious stuff guys!!!!!!!! :surprize: :cool:

RUBBBBB some butter on that back of that TP wife, that will even out the swing weight. Hard to handle when they are top heavy.

HAMMMER THHHRRRROOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!

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