General BS Thread

[Mike]

Hello anybody home ???? Gee I wonder where the guys are tonight ??

I know they all have a life and me :(

So I guess I will just sit back and enjoy my Romeo Y Julieta and see who pop's around . :)

For those not in the know , and live south of me that is a Cuban Cigar and you can't get any :lol: :lol:

Yes a fine rolled between the thigh's of a Cuban Virgin , Sorry there is no such thing anymore :lol: :lol: Cigar :lol: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:

AS you can tell I am very and I mean VERY , BORED tonight . :lol: :lol:

ah yes..left alone to your own devices once again on a Friday night...at least you get a good cigar...I am still workin'...of course this is the only place I can come and get paid so what do I have to complain about :?: ...no Cuban virgins that's what..even the very experienced variety 8O

Still working 8O Shoe , what do you do for a living :?: Internet golf forum critic :lol: :lol:

Yes thats too bad , no more Cuban virgins :lol: But still great cigars at least :D

[shoe295]

Hello anybody home ???? Gee I wonder where the guys are tonight ??

I know they all have a life and me :(

So I guess I will just sit back and enjoy my Romeo Y Julieta and see who pop's around . :)

For those not in the know , and live south of me that is a Cuban Cigar and you can't get any :lol: :lol:

Yes a fine rolled between the thigh's of a Cuban Virgin , Sorry there is no such thing anymore :lol: :lol: Cigar :lol: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:

AS you can tell I am very and I mean VERY , BORED tonight . :lol: :lol:

ah yes..left alone to your own devices once again on a Friday night...at least you get a good cigar...I am still workin'...of course this is the only place I can come and get paid so what do I have to complain about :?: ...no Cuban virgins that's what..even the very experienced variety 8O

Still working 8O Shoe , what do you do for a living :?: Internet golf forum critic :lol: :lol:

Yes thats too bad , no more Cuban virgins :lol: But still great cigars at least :D

I work in the credit department for US Cellular...thank my grandparents every day for coming to this country because only in America would they pay me so much for doing so little :!: ...usually work 3 12hr days and 1 10 hr so I can have off 3 days a week..lets me play more especially since I have Monday and Tuesdays off so the courses tend to be less crowded....also helps pay for this habitually club purchasing habit I've acquired... :roll:

[Alcap26]

Well I am in for a bit but have to get up early to greet the dawn and play golf. Got frustrated with the Cleveland lob wedge again last night and took the bench grinder to the sole again. I cannot wait for my scratch wedge to arrive. There won't be anything left of that cleveland piece of s**t by the time it gets here. Will be watching Friday practice rerun from the Grand Prix of Spain on Speed tonight...already know Jenson button is fastest for the day but I like to see it anyway. I wish qualifying would go back to the old format where you had twelve laps to get your fastest in. As I continue to ramble on and on I would like to wish everyone a great weekend and low scores!

[shoe295]

Well I am in for a bit but have to get up early to greet the dawn and play golf. Got frustrated with the Cleveland lob wedge again last night and took the bench grinder to the sole again. I cannot wait for my scratch wedge to arrive. There won't be anything left of that cleveland piece of s**t by the time it gets here. Will be watching Friday practice rerun from the Grand Prix of Spain on Speed tonight...already know Jenson button is fastest for the day but I like to see it anyway. I wish qualifying would go back to the old format where you had twelve laps to get your fastest in. As I continue to ramble on and on I would like to wish everyone a great weekend and low scores!

I get this picture of a mad cackle rising over the sound of a grinder motor with sparks flying every where... 8O :lol: ...sorry for your wedge troubles but thanks for the visual......hope you play well..also can't wait for my Scratches to show up...nothing like a speed fix to pass the time..

shoe

[Mike]

Well I am in for a bit but have to get up early to greet the dawn and play golf. Got frustrated with the Cleveland lob wedge again last night and took the bench grinder to the sole again. I cannot wait for my scratch wedge to arrive. There won't be anything left of that cleveland piece of s**t by the time it gets here. Will be watching Friday practice rerun from the Grand Prix of Spain on Speed tonight...already know Jenson button is fastest for the day but I like to see it anyway. I wish qualifying would go back to the old format where you had twelve laps to get your fastest in. As I continue to ramble on and on I would like to wish everyone a great weekend and low scores!

You mean you are going to miss the actual qualifing for GOLF :roll: :!: :!:

8O 8O 8O 8O 8) 8) 8) :lol: :lol: :lol:

What a guy , , at least I will get to see the whole thing . Providing I wake up at the ungodly hour of 05:00 , or as we like to call it in my line of work

Oh dark stupid :lol: :lol:

[Mike]

That make for some very long days Shoe , I comend you for doing them .

I don't think I would be able to pull more than 2 shifts like that , as after the 2nd one they would have me in a rubber room while they pulled my 2 iron out of a customers ear :lol: :lol:

Now don't take this in a bad way , but your parents made a mistake when they came over here you know . You ask why :?: They went to far south :lol: :lol:

They should of came to the Great White North :lol: :lol: Could have still frozen you ass off and not have to be near any of those CHEESE HEAD things :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol:

j/k

[Alcap26]

Mike I don't know if they got these things called VCR's in the great white north....probably all using beta max...to record qualifying. :D Sorry man I could not resist. Qualifying starts here at 8:00 am so I will be hitting my first shot about the same time they take to the track. I will watch it when I get home. I wish Williams were having a better year but with all the infighting I think they will struggle all year. I am very glad to finally see BAR show their potential but I wish Jaques could have gotten one year with this years car. Oh well the rumor is he will be ina williams next year...don't think we have hear the last of jaques. Good night to all.

[chainsaw]

Mike I don't know if they got these things called VCR's in the great white north....probably all using beta max...to record qualifying.

Mike- Check out the greatness that is Tivo. It's life changing.

Looks like I'm gonna be the owner of a 15 deg ridge top. I decided to ease into the tour market and not go over the top on the smoothie yet. Big yet there :lol:

[+TourSpecGolfer]

Its 5pm here Saturday, just finished a great round of golf my leg was sore but a nice man named Asahi Super Dry helped me forget about the pain.

Its gonna be another relaxing night at home....here is a pic of my apartment:

[Mike]

WOW 8O What a great view Chris . Also what a nice man Mr Asahi Super Dry is , I have met him many times in the past :lol: :lol:

chainsaw , enjoy your new club but if it does fall out of favor let me know OK :!: :wink:

[shoe295]

Chris...Nice view..thanks for sharing :D

[+TourSpecGolfer]

Actually its not my view that pic was taken from the top of Tokyo Tower, My apartment is one of the buildings in the pic. Its the small one. 8O .

If you can find it I will give you Jane 8O 8O 8O

[shoe295]

Actually its not my view that pic was taken from the top of Tokyo Tower, My apartment is one of the buildings in the pic. Its the small one. 8O .

If you can find it I will give you Jane 8O 8O 8O

Before I show you my amazingly psychotic powers and correctly select your apartment location in that picture...what's the penalty for having Jane in my possession in the states? Not that it would bother me much to have the front door kicked in by ATF, DNR, and various local, regional and national swat teams ....

[chainsaw]

Chris, that view is unbelievable.

On a side note, who do you guys use to host your pics?

Mike, got a card in the mailbox yesterday for what I can only assume is an instrument of the devil aka the putter. I'll be first in line today when the post office opens. :wink:

[Mike]

Chris, that view is unbelievable.

On a side note, who do you guys use to host your pics?

Mike, got a card in the mailbox yesterday for what I can only assume is an instrument of the devil aka the putter. I'll be first in line today when the post office opens. :wink:

Praise the God of Habanos , the great creator of Cuban Cigars that the package has arrived :lol: :lol:

I just finished running a tracking in it and they said out for delivery May 7th.

Hope you use it better than I could .

As to pic hosting , would also like to get that juicey info :D

[+TourSpecGolfer]

I use a really s**tty web site to host my images. I upload the pics to the poop filled image gallery and presto! here is the URL:

www.tourspecgolf.com :lol:

all kidding aside, I use a combo of Tourspecgolf Image gallery and photohoster.com

[chainsaw]

I use a really s**tty web site to host my images. I upload the pics to the poop filled image gallery and presto! here is the URL:

www.tourspecgolf.com

all kidding aside, I use a combo of Tourspecgolf Image gallery and photohoster.com

I never knew you could upload directly to the site. What an idiot I am :lol:

Thanks for the info :!:

Mike, I'm thinking one of the threads in the basement should be a cigar review thread. From our musings on the subject I've seen some interest on the subject. Much to some's dismay the two (golf and cigars) seem to go hand in hand. Just as a proclamation, I always try to dispose of them properly and not just leave them laying on the course.

[Alcap26]

I upload all the pics I have posted to the image gallery on here...no picture hosting service. That said let me start this story with a disclaimer....I have a temper when provoked or when sleep deprived. This morning my tee time with my father was scheduled for 8:00 am. I get to the course 30 minutes b/4 to warm up as usual. 7:51 my father shows up...mind you he says he is early...and proceeds to go into the shop to check in and get some range balls to warm up. This is ridiculos...by the time he gets out there it is 5 till 8. So we get bumped back two spots since the course is running ahead of schedule. Well the first hole takes the group in front of us 20 minutes to play. I am still fuming and my father will not let it go saying he is sorry for showing up early and wanting to hit some since he hasn't hit in a while.ARRGGHHH! The more he brings it up the hotter I am getting. needless to say the front nine was a blast. We get to the back and I am a couple over and on 18 he hits andother s**tty drive and then turns around and says let me hit your driver. I try to ignore this and walk back but he says it again. Well here I am in a damned if you do damned if you don't situation. If I say no then I hear on the last hole how it was just a golf club and so on. Well I let him hit it and he pops it up chipping the paint at the top of the face. He then says well if I damaged it order another and I will buy it. I explain to him again that this is a tour issue driver and can't be reordered. Then he says he will buy it and I told him it was 400 dollars to replace it and he pitches a fit. I will from this day forth never mnake another tee time and give him the correct time. I will give him a time 15 minutes ahead of where we really are. I am so pissed about the driver. This thing was in perfect shape and now I will probably have to get rid of it because these things irk me! DAMNIT!

[chainsaw]

This morning my tee time with my father was scheduled for 8:00 am. I get to the course 30 minutes b/4 to warm up as usual. 7:51 my father shows up...mind you he says he is early...and proceeds to go into the shop to check in and get some range balls to warm up. This is ridiculos...by the time he gets out there it is 5 till 8. So we get bumped back two spots since the course is running ahead of schedule. Well the first hole takes the group in front of us 20 minutes to play. I am still fuming and my father will not let it go saying he is sorry for showing up early and wanting to hit some since he hasn't hit in a while.ARRGGHHH! The more he brings it up the hotter I am getting. needless to say the front nine was a blast. We get to the back and I am a couple over and on 18 he hits andother s**tty drive and then turns around and says let me hit your driver. I try to ignore this and walk back but he says it again. Well here I am in a damned if you do damned if you don't situation. If I say no then I hear on the last hole how it was just a golf club and so on. Well I let him hit it and he pops it up chipping the paint at the top of the face. He then says well if I damaged it order another and I will buy it. I explain to him again that this is a tour issue driver and can't be reordered. Then he says he will buy it and I told him it was 400 dollars to replace it and he pitches a fit. I will from this day forth never mnake another tee time and give him the correct time. I will give him a time 15 minutes ahead of where we really are. I am so pissed about the driver. This thing was in perfect shape and now I will probably have to get rid of it because these things irk me! DAMNIT!

Unbelievable....At leasst you didn't get guilt tripped with the "I brought you into this world the least you can do is let a 400 dollar driver slide" :x

Tell him hope he enjoyed his father's day present. I just can't believe that the course was ahead of schedule. That's unheard of out here.

Mike- putter in hand and perfect :D

[Alcap26]

This is the first time have lost it on the course like this in a long time. Then to beat all I get home and the damn vcr is cut off and I did not get the last 5 cars of qualifying for the f1 race....I almost yanked it out of the entertainment canter and threw it out the damn window. Having a little rage control problem today. I am still steaming 2 hours later. I wonder if CCC can fix it? Will it mess with the weight if I get it refinished? But I did think of you guys and added who I thought was the best pin up gril ever to Petes pin up thread. Enjoy.

[chainsaw]

The weight question sounds like it has Joe K written all over it. I would assume it would not noticeably alter it but I'm no expert by any stretch of the imagination. It's a good excuse to do some tweaking though.

I'm on a quest to find more pictures of Hailey from the O.C. these days. Can't find 'em anywhere. Her real name is Amanda Righetti, no idea if there is any relation to Dave. Shout out to the Yankee fans on that reference.

[Alcap26]

Shout recieved and returned from a bronx bombers fan! I am a little more partial to Misha Barton.

[phillypete]

I finally got out and played today!!! first time since I have been up north.

things were a little rusty but I had fun all the same. The funny thing is I had my friend put a skyball mark on my driver today too! It didn't really bother me though... its just retail and I had hit plenty of skyballs with it, my friend just got lucky and hit the one that left a mark.

the really funny thing is my friend, who is an alright golfer, hit a guys truck in the parking lot from the 18th hole. The really really funny part was the guys was in his truck. My friend had hooked his tee shot near the womans tee of 17 and inbetween him and the green was a big ass Oak. So he decided to try to take a 9 over the tree and 130yrds to the green. So he took a mighty rip sending a hossle rocket torwards the parking lot... the ball bounced a couple of times and then TINK into the side of the truck. the guy was steamed and probably would have gotten violent however there was no damage and my friend appologized repeatedly.

It was good to be back out on the course again...

[chainsaw]

Two skymarks in one day...Nobody is hitting my driver today!!!!!! Mischa is way hot, I liked Holly too. They need to have another beach party on the show. Did I just admit that I watch the OC :oops: All is lost :lol:

[Mike]

This morning my tee time with my father was scheduled for 8:00 am. I get to the course 30 minutes b/4 to warm up as usual. 7:51 my father shows up...mind you he says he is early...and proceeds to go into the shop to check in and get some range balls to warm up. This is ridiculos...by the time he gets out there it is 5 till 8. So we get bumped back two spots since the course is running ahead of schedule. Well the first hole takes the group in front of us 20 minutes to play. I am still fuming and my father will not let it go saying he is sorry for showing up early and wanting to hit some since he hasn't hit in a while.ARRGGHHH! The more he brings it up the hotter I am getting. needless to say the front nine was a blast. We get to the back and I am a couple over and on 18 he hits andother s**tty drive and then turns around and says let me hit your driver. I try to ignore this and walk back but he says it again. Well here I am in a damned if you do damned if you don't situation. If I say no then I hear on the last hole how it was just a golf club and so on. Well I let him hit it and he pops it up chipping the paint at the top of the face. He then says well if I damaged it order another and I will buy it. I explain to him again that this is a tour issue driver and can't be reordered. Then he says he will buy it and I told him it was 400 dollars to replace it and he pitches a fit. I will from this day forth never mnake another tee time and give him the correct time. I will give him a time 15 minutes ahead of where we really are. I am so pissed about the driver. This thing was in perfect shape and now I will probably have to get rid of it because these things irk me! DAMNIT!

Unbelievable....At leasst you didn't get guilt tripped with the "I brought you into this world the least you can do is let a 400 dollar driver slide" :x

Tell him hope he enjoyed his father's day present. I just can't believe that the course was ahead of schedule. That's unheard of out here.

Mike- putter in hand and perfect :D

Thanks Bro . Am glad that it arrived safely . :D

I agree about the golf - cigar thread . But as far as I know we are the only two to have had any Cubans lately :lol: So I would think that would disqualify everybody else from making a post down here :lol: :lol: :wink: