General BS Thread

[Mike]

Guys !! Just got back from trying to hit a large bucket of balls .

Hit 85 to 90 % of the ones I hit before I quit off to the right . :confused:

And they weren't off of the middle of the club face either .

Just don't know what I am doing anymore , this is so frustrating that it is not funny . :mad:

If it continues I can see myself hanging up the clubs for a very long time as I do not need this right now .

Christ I am so pissed off that I just don't know where to turn . :sad:

[AKFLY]

Guys !! Just got back from trying to hit a large bucket of balls .

Hit 85 to 90 % of the ones I hit before I quit off to the right . :confused:

And they weren't off of the middle of the club face either .

Just don't know what I am doing anymore , this is so frustrating that it is not funny . :mad:

If it continues I can see myself hanging up the clubs for a very long time as I do not need this right now .

Christ I am so pissed off that I just don't know where to turn . :sad:

Mike - I have found it best to drop it right there and go chip or put

I played a bit like a pig today - but made a very psoitive change in my pre-shot routine and setup. I address the ball with both hands on the club where before I addressed with only my left. I found this gets me square to the target and I hit the ball much starighter instead odf a draw. Problem I am use to hitting a draw/hook.

I feel like I am very close - drives where great- no putts dropped.

[Mike]

Am willing to give anything a try at this time .

So on the weekend at the Demo day if it starts to happen again thats what I'll do .

[AKFLY]

Am willing to give anything a try at this time .

So on the weekend at the Demo day if it starts to happen again thats what I'll do .

Then there is the flip side. Most of the ranges just went to grass this week - so yesterday I was hitting the ball so well that I hit like 175 balls - man I was sore this morning. :blackeye:

[Mike]

Am willing to give anything a try at this time .

So on the weekend at the Demo day if it starts to happen again thats what I'll do .

Then there is the flip side. Most of the ranges just went to grass this week - so yesterday I was hitting the ball so well that I hit like 175 balls - man I was sore this morning. :blackeye:

Over did it did you :surprize: :rolleyes: :laugh: :laugh:

Have been on grass for almost a week . And never hit a right shot off the H****L from the mats , so am at a loss what I am doing wrong .

Your idea has some merit so I'll give it a go .

[Alcap26]

Well guys shot 75 today with 4 putts lipping out. It was a weird round...had one par of the fron and shot 37....5 birdies for the day and shot 75. I am happy about the round but a touch disappointed. I should have shot even to 1 under. I almost got my third hole in one today. It hit of the pin and lipped out and had a two inch birdie putt. The group on the hole beside us said it went in and out. Oh wellfeeling good about the swing. Then went to a party afterwards for one of the guys that had gotten a hole in one back in the winter. Hope everyone else had a great day today and has a fantastic weekend.

[Mike]

Nice round Alan :cool: Too bad about the hole in one though .

Still have not played myself in a couple of weeks but have been hitting a lot of balls .

It is starting to pay off at least on the range :laugh: Have not hit the ball this good in over a year almost 2 years now .

So am hoping to carry it on next weekend or maybe even Thursday night .

Just have to see how much stuff I have moved by then , as I am moving this week .

It's just a short move around the corner so will not be offline long , I hope .

Hope you have a great Sunday and if you play again Fairways and Greens my friend . :smile2:

[Sgt_Slaughter]

thats a solid round. hope u enjoyed urself.

[Alcap26]

Guys thanks for the well wishes. I went back over the round and I realized I had two pars on the front with three birdies and four bogeys for the 37. The back was pretty similar with 2 birdies and three pars and 4 bogeys. I honestly could have shot 70-72 if I had made some putts...I had four lip outs that really got to me. On 16 one of my buddies left it short twice and one of the other guys asked how does it feel when you are having sex and your wifes balls smack off your ass. I was laughing so hard I could not help but miss my 4 foot par putt. The greens were slow but I am not going to complain with 75. I won't be a C man next week. I'll be a B man. Last two rounds have been 75 from the whites and 78 from the blues...from the whites it is 6050 yards and the blues 6790. Oh well I guess we will see what next week brings...no golf tomorrow.

[Sgt_Slaughter]

SAME HERE, ILL BE PLAYING WELL AN THEN HAVE SOME PUTTS LIP OUT AND INSTEAD OF SHOOTING 37-38 FOR 9 I SHOOT 41-42.

[shoe295]

Nice round Alan...and yes it's hard to make putts when laughing like a hyena...a lip out hole in one!!!!!!!! ...you must've offended the golf gods somehow..I suggest sacrificing a couple of new Pro V1's at midnight on the 12 green in an effort to appease them...

Mike..hope your move goes smoothly..(I hate moving more than anything short of catching myself in my zipper)..glad to hear you're hitting the ball well again..gotta love those new irons

I went out and practiced a little this morning before work..swinging really well and the 4 wood with the ZCom is a serious rocket launcher...hit about 50 wedges from 79 yds and left half of them inside 10ft ( I think I've found my preferred distance) then went and putted for about 20 minutes..made the first 6 and was working on lags..one of those days where I had touch touch touch..which means if I get to play tomorrow I'll probably have hands of stone ...sigh...

enjoy Sunday all and may the leprachaun's smile on all you do..

[Sgt_Slaughter]

i found my new fav distance. 85 yards. i can hit a nice hard 58* wedge and watch it stick.

[Mike]

Hey guys . Will be offline for a few days . My cable gets moved to my new place tomorrow but I still have a ton of stuff to pack and move . :sad:

So I don't know for sure when I will get back on to even check my email .

Will at least have my laptop for tonight when I have had enough moving , but don't know when I will get to check in .

So take care and if I am not back before the weekend starts hope you all have a good one . I actually hope to get out and play Saturday :laugh:

That should be a lot of fun , been almost a month since I played last :laugh:

[Sgt_Slaughter]

Hey guys . Will be offline for a few days . My cable gets moved to my new place tomorrow but I still have a ton of stuff to pack and move . :sad:

So I don't know for sure when I will get back on to even check my email .

Will at least have my laptop for tonight when I have had enough moving , but don't know when I will get to check in .

So take care and if I am not back before the weekend starts hope you all have a good one . I actually hope to get out and play Saturday :laugh:

That should be a lot of fun , been almost a month since I played last :laugh:

good luck with that. dont hurt urself moving things.

[AKFLY]

Hey guys . Will be offline for a few days . My cable gets moved to my new place tomorrow but I still have a ton of stuff to pack and move . :sad:

So I don't know for sure when I will get back on to even check my email .

Will at least have my laptop for tonight when I have had enough moving , but don't know when I will get to check in .

So take care and if I am not back before the weekend starts hope you all have a good one . I actually hope to get out and play Saturday :laugh:

That should be a lot of fun , been almost a month since I played last :laugh:

Mike - how will you survive without porn ?

[Mike]

Well I always have my TV and DVD player you know :whistle: :wink: :laugh:

[DoubleAA]

Always remember the 5 requirments gentlemen!

1. Porn :cool:

2. GOLF

3. Air to breath

4. Money to play #2

5. PC/Laptop/CD/DVD to watch #1

Poke and stroke

[shoe295]

Always remember the 5 requirments gentlemen!

1. Porn :cool:

2. GOLF

3. Air to breath

4. Money to play #2

5. PC/Laptop/CD/DVD to watch #1

Poke and stroke

speaking of porn...did anyone see the article in the Wall Street Journal about the plan to increase broadband data usage on cellphones is to sell sex? Some debate as to what exactly the limits will be but apparently is very big in Europe..especially among guys in bars after having a few (who would have thought!)...eventually should include video clips...the number one internet industry goes mobile...the advantages of working in the cellular industry may have just gotten better...

[DoubleAA]

Always remember the 5 requirments gentlemen!

1. Porn :cool:

2. GOLF

3. Air to breath

4. Money to play #2

5. PC/Laptop/CD/DVD to watch #1

Poke and stroke

speaking of porn...did anyone see the article in the Wall Street Journal about the plan to increase broadband data usage on cellphones is to sell sex? Some debate as to what exactly the limits will be but apparently is very big in Europe..especially among guys in bars after having a few (who would have thought!)...eventually should include video clips...the number one internet industry goes mobile...the advantages of working in the cellular industry may have just gotten better...

SEX CELL'S

People really need to be honest with themselves, they are so denying in public when the subject is brought up, I don't care who the F you are, you like PORN or a variant of it.

Mr. Minister is even guilty when it comes to the BIZNEZZ of BUMP and GRIND.

There is a reason it is an economic giant, people love thier porn!

They will say to their freind's "ahhhh hell no I will won't buy that phone" or "That's gross, I don't want that plan on my phone" but,

they will have it in secret and guard it like a pit bull!

When it comes to the states, Sign Me Up!!!

[shoe295]

Always remember the 5 requirments gentlemen!

1. Porn :cool:

2. GOLF

3. Air to breath

4. Money to play #2

5. PC/Laptop/CD/DVD to watch #1

Poke and stroke

speaking of porn...did anyone see the article in the Wall Street Journal about the plan to increase broadband data usage on cellphones is to sell sex? Some debate as to what exactly the limits will be but apparently is very big in Europe..especially among guys in bars after having a few (who would have thought!)...eventually should include video clips...the number one internet industry goes mobile...the advantages of working in the cellular industry may have just gotten better...

SEX CELL'S

People really need to be honest with themselves' date=' they are so denying in public when the subject is brought up, I don't care who the F you are, you like PORN or a variant of it.

Mr. Minister is even guilty when it comes to the BIZNEZZ of BUMP and GRIND.

There is a reason it is an economic giant, people love thier porn!

They will say to their freind's "ahhhh hell no I will won't buy that phone" or "That's gross, I don't want that plan on my phone" but,

they will have it in secret and guard it like a pit bull!

When it comes to the states, Sign Me Up!!!

And here I thought it was all of 16 guys keeping all those sites going..perhaps my information is as inaccurate as some of my tee shots...LOL.. :cool:

[HipCheck]

Porn? I'm sorry, but I'm not familiar with that term. For I am just a simple Quaker with WiFi access. :smile1:

[Mike]

Finally have finished with the move . Have all the boxes unpacked , all the picture's on the walls .

Am still waiting on my new BBQ though :mad: Was suppose to be ready on Saturday . don't know what the hold up is and even called today and could get no real reason out of them . Good thing I have not paid for it yet :laugh:

Now I just need it to stop raining for at least 1 hr so I can get my shelter and table set up so when the BBQ finally does make it's apperance .

I will be all set to go :laugh:

[AKFLY]

Mike - BBQ should be at the top of the list - hopefully it is a Weber or Brinkman.

Played like crap yesterday - I deserved it - drank to many bourbons on Saturday night.

Is anyone still playing Z101's ? :rough:

Laccy ? Anyone ?

[Mike]

Mike - BBQ should be at the top of the list - hopefully it is a Weber or Brinkman.

Played like crap yesterday - I deserved it - drank to many bourbons on Saturday night.

Is anyone still playing Z101's ? :rough:

Laccy ? Anyone ?

Don't have those brands up here Andy . Actually have only heard about the Weber and not the Brinkman .

Mine is a Thermos , with a side burner and a rotissorie (sp) ? .

Actually it is quite nice :cool:

[AKFLY]

Mike - BBQ should be at the top of the list - hopefully it is a Weber or Brinkman.

Played like crap yesterday - I deserved it - drank to many bourbons on Saturday night.

Is anyone still playing Z101's ? :rough:

Laccy ? Anyone ?

Don't have those brands up here Andy . Actually have only heard about the Weber and not the Brinkman .

Mine is a Thermos , with a side burner and a rotissorie (sp) ? .

Actually it is quite nice :cool:

I take it is gas - smoke box ? If not soak some wood chips and wrap in tin foil - gives food some flavor. Also get Stev Reichlem's book - "How to Grill" best $20.00 you will spend.