jack0428 Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 I have no clubs. Every club in the bag has an attitude problem or something against me. My driver is not talking to me because I swear at him too many times. My 3 wood is ignoring me because he is not getting enough playing time. My 18* utility iron wood is having an identity problems, he can't decide if he is an iron or a wood. My 3 Iron ran away from home and was never found. My 4 iron is divorcing my 5 iron. My 5 iron is in love with the 6 iron. My 6 iron is gay. My 7 iron thinks i hate him now because my favorite yardage now is 140, not 150 as I was last year. My 8 iron wants to replace my 7 iron because my favorite yardage now is 140 so she tries too hard and I always get 150 out of her. My 9 iron refuses to leave the bag after i hit him on the pavement after a horrible shot. My pitching wedge has a mind of its own now and hot headed since he gets the most playing time. My 52* gap wedge is going thru puberty. She just hate this world. My 56* sandwedge hates going to the beach because he said she doesn't like to have a blast anymore.... wants a more relaxing life style. My 60* lob wedge hates me because I always ask him to go higher but then I chop him on the head. And my putter...... is having vertigo problem and calls in sick half of a time. I have no clubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nudgeegolf Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 Jack 0428, Let me alleviate some of the problems you are experiencing by buying the PRGR Duo fairway wood and the 3U Utility from you :wink: On a serious note - do you not have any more love for the TS Synergy?? Whats wrong with it? J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack0428 Posted July 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 On a serious note - do you not have any more love for the TS Synergy?? Whats wrong with it? They are old and I am a ho. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+TourSpecGolfer Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 Ah I see... Jack has the most extreme case of the club freak syndrome. Jack I can help you, lets put you on standing order system and Ill just keep shipping them to your door :whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 27, 2004 Report Share Posted July 27, 2004 Hilarious. Just tell your clubs if they don't behave you're going to play croquet with them. Do you want to sell your PRGR Duo??? Lemme know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XoMartel Posted July 28, 2004 Report Share Posted July 28, 2004 i cracked a good laugh reading that Jack. just curious, that is not what really happened to you, right? if it does, i'm sorry for bring it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breal Posted July 28, 2004 Report Share Posted July 28, 2004 That is the funniest thing about clubs I have heard in a while.LOL All as I have to say is Ask Chris to help you out, and be a ho again. Or best yet just put on you pimp gear and reach back like a pimp and slap those Ho's and demand them to play again. :mad: :whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziggy1 Posted July 29, 2004 Report Share Posted July 29, 2004 That´s the funniest post I´ve seen in a while. :smile2: :smile2: Sometimes I also think that these 14 SOBs live their own lives.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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