Posted July 27, 200420 yr comment_50431 I have no clubs. Every club in the bag has an attitude problem or something against me. My driver is not talking to me because I swear at him too many times. My 3 wood is ignoring me because he is not getting enough playing time. My 18* utility iron wood is having an identity problems, he can't decide if he is an iron or a wood. My 3 Iron ran away from home and was never found. My 4 iron is divorcing my 5 iron. My 5 iron is in love with the 6 iron. My 6 iron is gay. My 7 iron thinks i hate him now because my favorite yardage now is 140, not 150 as I was last year. My 8 iron wants to replace my 7 iron because my favorite yardage now is 140 so she tries too hard and I always get 150 out of her. My 9 iron refuses to leave the bag after i hit him on the pavement after a horrible shot. My pitching wedge has a mind of its own now and hot headed since he gets the most playing time. My 52* gap wedge is going thru puberty. She just hate this world. My 56* sandwedge hates going to the beach because he said she doesn't like to have a blast anymore.... wants a more relaxing life style. My 60* lob wedge hates me because I always ask him to go higher but then I chop him on the head. And my putter...... is having vertigo problem and calls in sick half of a time. I have no clubs.
July 27, 200420 yr comment_50433 Jack 0428, Let me alleviate some of the problems you are experiencing by buying the PRGR Duo fairway wood and the 3U Utility from you :wink: On a serious note - do you not have any more love for the TS Synergy?? Whats wrong with it? J
July 27, 200420 yr Author comment_50436 On a serious note - do you not have any more love for the TS Synergy?? Whats wrong with it? They are old and I am a ho. :D
July 27, 200420 yr comment_50443 Ah I see... Jack has the most extreme case of the club freak syndrome. Jack I can help you, lets put you on standing order system and Ill just keep shipping them to your door :whistle:
July 27, 200420 yr comment_50458 Hilarious. Just tell your clubs if they don't behave you're going to play croquet with them. Do you want to sell your PRGR Duo??? Lemme know!
July 28, 200420 yr comment_50543 i cracked a good laugh reading that Jack. just curious, that is not what really happened to you, right? if it does, i'm sorry for bring it up.
July 28, 200420 yr comment_50586 That is the funniest thing about clubs I have heard in a while.LOL All as I have to say is Ask Chris to help you out, and be a ho again. Or best yet just put on you pimp gear and reach back like a pimp and slap those Ho's and demand them to play again. :mad: :whistle:
July 29, 200420 yr comment_50785 That´s the funniest post I´ve seen in a while. :smile2: :smile2: Sometimes I also think that these 14 SOBs live their own lives....
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