Retirement plan!

[+TourSpecGolfer]

If you had purchased 1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth 49.00

With Enron you would have 16.50 left of the original 1000.00

With WorldCom, you would have less than 5.00 left.

But If you had purchased 1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price , you would have 214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advise is to drink heavily and recycle.

Its called the 401-Keg plan. :lol:

[Mike]

Now that is a good one Chris . Come to think about what you have said I should be a freakin Gazillionaire :lol: :lol: :lol:

btw: Glad to see that scary avatar back . I still think he is constipated though :lol:

[phillypete]

I actually got in early on that one! I've been on board with that plan since 2002.

(Just to make you guys feel old... thats when I turned 21!!! 8O )

[HipCheck]

I actually got in early on that one! I've been on board with that plan since 2002.

(Just to make you guys feel old... thats when I turned 21!!! 8O )

...give me some time to formulate my response to this one.... :D

[shoe295]

I actually got in early on that one! I've been on board with that plan since 2002.

(Just to make you guys feel old... thats when I turned 21!!! 8O )

Too late Pete...as a child of the 60's I was old before you were born..

:lol: :lol: :lol:

as for the 401-Keg Plan.......hilarious......too bad in my drinkin' days I didn't like beer more than Scotch.......puts me in with the guy who bought Nortel last year.......

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: